For everyone who has ever been on a diet…all of us, at one time or another. We start with a story that was told at a backyard barbecue.
BEST diet story!!
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog…(DUHHHH)
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital the last time.
BUT, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, Oh NO!, I’d been sitting in the street licking my but when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out.
Diet Humor – Stories from Readers
Now it’s your turn. It’s always fun to share dieting stories. And, it gives you something to lighten the mood of just about any get together.
Subj: Check your Shampoo Bottle
I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!! Its the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.
Their label reads,
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower!!!
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